The joke below was originally posted by one of my friends. It captures the content of a job interview between two men, which I tag OFFICER and MONDAY respectfully. I found it incredibly funny, and I am reproducing it here for your enjoyment. It goes thus:
OFFICER: – What is your name?
MONDAY: – M.P. sir
OFFICER: – In full please
MONDAY: – MONDAY Paul
OFFICER: – Your father’s name?
MONDAY: – M.P. sir
OFFICER: – What does that mean?
MONDAY: – Matthias Paul
OFFICER: – Your native place?
MONDAY: M.P. sir
OFFICER: – What’s that?
MONDAY: – Mulanga Province
OFFICER: – What is your qualification?
MONDAY: – M.P.
OFFICER: – (angry) What is that?!!!
MONDAY: – Mechanic Practitioner (Motor Mechanic)
OFFICER: – So why do you need a job?
MONDAY: – It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: – Meaning?
MONDAY: – Money Problems
OFFICER: – Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What’s your personality like?
MONDAY: – MP sir.
OFFICER: – And what is that?
MONDAY: – Marvellous Personality
OFFICER: – I see… I will get back to you.
MONDAY: – Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER: – And what’s that again?
MONDAY: – My Performance.
OFFICER: – I think you have M.P.
MONDAY: – Meaning?
OFFICER: – MENTAL PROBLEM!!!
*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.
Dr Stoney is the author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies. and The Prayers That Speak!.