I heard about a Polish man who recently emigrated to the USA and got married to an American Lady. But, he has a poor understanding of the English language!
One day, he rushed to his lawyer and asked him to arrange a quick divorce between himself and his wife, as he doesn’t trust her anymore. The lawyer was very surprised, because he knew them to be deeply in love with each other, and he tried his best to persuade the man to have a rethink on his demand, all to no avail.
Eventually, the lawyer yielded to his client’s demand, and the following conversation later ensued between them.
Lawyer: Do you think you have a good ground for this divorce?
Polish man: Yes, I do. I have an acre and a half of good ground at home.
Lawyer: No, I mean do you think this case has a good foundation?
Polish man: Of course, I do. I am sure its foundation was made of concrete like all good foundations.
Lawyer: Do you have a good relationship with your wife these days?
Polish man: Please, she is not my relation. All my relations are in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish man: Yes, we have a hi-fidelity stereo set, and a good DVD player.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Polish man: No she is white.
Lawyer: Why do you desperately want this divorce to come through?
Polish man: Because she wants to kill me, and I don’t want to die yet.
Lawyer: Kill you? What proof have you?
Polish man: Very simple; she bought something from the supermarket this morning on which POLISH REMOVER is boldly written. I believe she wants to use it to remove me from this world.
Lawyer: Are you kidding me? Do you understand my English at all?
Polish man: (Now angry) Please, I am not a kid, and I understand English very well!
*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.
Dr Stoney is the author of author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies. and The Prayers That Speak!.