I heard about these three brothers who left home, and went out to prosper elsewhere. Some years afterwards, they got back together and discussed the gifts they gave their mother. The first one said I built mum a big house. The second said I bought her an elegant car. The third said since mum likes to read the bible, but can hardly see, I bought her a specially trained PARROT that can quote the bible from Genesis to Revelation effortlessly. He said it will be an invaluable asset to her. They all congratulated each other for their successes, and kindness to their mother.
After a short time, their mother wrote them a letter. In it, she said: Peter, the house you built for me is far too big; Paul, the car you bought for me is far too small. But Phillip, my lovely son, your simple gift was my favourite, the CHICKEN was tasty.
*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.
Dr Adedayo Stoney Adegbulu is the author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies